> Three blondes (natural) died and found themselves standing before St.
> Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had
> to tell him  what Easter was.

> The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast
> and  we give thanks and eat turkey."

> St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to hell.

> The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and
> exchange gifts." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to
> hell.

> The third blonde said, she knew what Easter is, and St. Peter said,
> "So,  tell me." She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides
> with the  Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover
> feast with His disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans 
> arrested him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died.
> Then  they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder ...

> St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good."

> Then the blonde continued, "Now every year the Jews roll away the
> boulder  and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more
> weeks of  basketball."  (or swim meets)

> St. Peter fainted.